Showing posts with label Problem Solving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Problem Solving. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Warm Feet, Warm Heart


Heated bed pads are 35,000 - 115,000w.

There are tricks to living in the cold.
Here is one I've often used.
When I was in Alaska 
I did it with a sleeping bag and a dog.

However, in Korea I use 
a comforter and a heated bed pad.

First, turn your bed heater on a low setting.


Second, take your fleece trousers and a lovely sweater,
fold them up nice and place them where you sleep.


Third, place your woolly slippers next to your clothes.
Mine were felted for me by my Aunt in Alaska
and I love them with every inch of my heart.
But I digress...
be sure not to stack everything 
or make it into a ball.
It needs to be laid on in a line for best results.

 

Fourth, cover the little, lovelies with the comforter.
When you arrive home 
your bed, your clothes, and your slippers 
will be toasty and delightful.

Since most of us don't keep our 
apartments heated during day in winter
this makes coming home just delightful.
It also doesn't run your electric bill up,
so win-win.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Ketchup On Your Chores

Tonight I went out with some girlfriends
to see a late showing of Les Mis.
Rolling Into the house around midnight,
I was hungry so I threw together some
artichoke bolognese pasta
to cure the rumbling tum-tum.

Delicious
Of course, that gave me a little
time to kill, so I pulled out the ketchup
and started polishing the silver...

This is why you don't leave your silver unattended.
No this is not a weird dream sequence,
it's just Thursday night.

I turned the every few minutes to get a full soak.
I know what you're thinking,
"Why are you using ketchup?"

Ok, let's be honest,
you're also thinking,
"Why are you making bolognese at midnight?"
"Why are you carry silver around the world?"
etc.
Since these questions are trickier to explain,
I'm going to stick to the ketchup 
as the weirdest part so... 
Tomatoes plus oxygen eat metal.
Which why you should never leave them in a can
or metal pot in the fridge, and why they say cook 
tomato sauce with non-metallic spoons.
Ketchup is a smooth tomato paste.
It rubs on easy and I use it to also
create a polishing bath
which takes some of the work out of the process.   

My poor babies need a lot of love.
I still need to do the last bit for work 
to really make them shine,
but they are well on their way to recovery.

So remember,
next time the silver in our backpack 
is looking a little drab
just ask the natives for some ketchup.

  (keep in mind, ketchup cleans all metals.
So if you have antique things 
or old crusty metal fixtures, 
this is a safe cleaning agent to try.) 

As for me,    
this summer I'll be enjoying
my morning espresso on the roof
with jam and crumpets.
    
Just because I live abroad,
is no reason to live like a savage. 

Monday, November 26, 2012

What's the matter? Chicken?

A gift from a parent that would never fit in my fridge.
 For folks who love to cook but have small fridges,
there is a secret you need to know.
Are you ready for this?
Hold your breath, it's a big one.
If you buy your eggs from the market
you don't need to refrigerate them!

Honestly, 
nobody outside of North America
gives a rats ass about refrigerating their eggs
because they buy delicious ones 
laid by real chickens on real farms.

So unclench thee buttocks,
get thee to the local market,
and leave those eggs out with wild abandon,
(for up to two weeks)
you aren't going to die.

Don't believe me?
Feeling like a pansy?
Well, just google it why don't ya?
Read all the arguments,
and make an informed choice.

I find that I need the space in my fridge
more than I need to be freaked out
by rules created for industrial farmers
for their frankeneggs.

If it helps you feel more confident,
it's easy to tell if your eggs have gone bad.
Just drop them in water, 
a fresh egg don't float.

For that matter,
if it floats it's also a witch.

Friday, March 16, 2012

All Quiet on Set

In the first season, you will remember
 the main character of My Drama spent a lot of time alone.  

This year, however, the set has been re-designed
to make room for all the new plot lines.
Check out the hot new photos!

Siting Room / Dining Room/ Library
 Sofa by:   Road Side Trash
Chairs and Table by:  Ben's Kindness & Harry's Brawn
Bookshelf by: Apartment Recycling

Bedroom / Guest Bed / Lounge / Office / Entertainment Center
Mirror by:   Road Side Trash
Giant Gator by:  Rebeqa
Wall Memory Garden by: A Great Life
Books by: The Best Cousins Ever
Garden / TV Room / Project Area

Dressing Room / Gym / Brewing Area
 Everything is now in it's place and ready for action.
It's already proved to be more conducive to:
Build-Your-Own-Mandu parties
Creating and consuming home brews
Curio gardening (name per Landino)
Law school crisis management
Just because the space is small 
doesn't mean your life has too be!

(Not pictured: Kitchen, Entry, Walk-in closet, pantry, storage, reading area, laundry)


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Seedlings First Steps

Step One: Put the seeds in a box.
 The early winner in the curio gardening category is the Arugula.
Weighing in after only two days,
the light a flavorful plant is racing toward the finish line.
Easy to start
Mindless to care for
Fast to grow
Theoretically self sewing
Grows well in cooler weather
 
Day 3: Substantial growth
Want to know more about Arugula? 


Monday, March 12, 2012

Ginger Beer, Get In My Belly


  
There is just no reason to not enjoy Ginger Beer in Korea.
We have plenty of ingredients and the perfect pots.



What I wanted:
I want to create an alcoholic Jamaican style ginger beer 
with similar qualities too 막걸리.
So read up on different versions and tested one of my own.
Friday I should be able to test and see how close I am to my vision.

 For those of you who want to try this at home.
Here are a few good resources.


Things to consider before choosing a recipe:
  • Alcoholic v. Non-Alcoholic
  • Speed v. Flavor
  • Yeast v. No Yeast
  • Beer v. Ale
  • Strong v. Subtle



Friday, February 25, 2011

The Glasses Are Half Broken, I Mean Broken In Half

This is what I awoke to last Sunday.

My beautiful Versace babies finally gave up the ghost.
After seven years of faithful service, my glasses just couldn't do it anymore.  Of course, my biggest concern wasn't sentimental, it was the fact that I'm blind-as-a-bat and it's not safe for me to go outside without some sort of help.  I'd most certainly fall off a cliff or walk out into traffic.

Thankfully I remembered where some tape was and was able to find it by feel.  After doing the best I could to put my glasses back together, I put on pants and went to discover how bad this was going to be.

As I walked down the street with my glasses all cattywumpus, I pondered how this was going work out when there:
  • Was a huge language barrier.
  • No current prescription to work from.
  • $90 in my bank account
I've actually lived in fear of this  happening for a long time.  I haven't been able to afford the $300 - $500 it would cost to replace my old faithfuls, so I've just let it ride for as long as I can.  Of course, on top of the cost there is always the wait.  It takes at least seven days for them to make my glasses since I require special lenses - how I'd get through a week of school was any one's guess.

So, putting all my fears aside I walked to the closest shop I could remember and tossed myself at their mercy.  Thankfully, I found them full of goodness and grace.

PROBLEM SOLVED: They took my prescription from my old glasses.
PROBLEM SOLVED: The most expensive fancy lenses are $55 ($350 in the states)
Twenty minutes later I walked out of the store with an amazing pair of 
glasses that cost a grand total of $73!!!

Now, I have no idea why they were able to turn over a some of the best lenses I've had in my life in a matter of minutes when, back home, they act likes it's a miracle of the gods to get them for me.  Nor do I know why the super compressed lenses with coatings were only $35 and the attractive frames were only $35 as well.  What I can say is that I couldn't have been more happy and thankful.

New glasses in all their wonder.
Of course, one of the funniest parts is that they gave me a glasses cast that perfectly matches my green apartment.  I guess I'm just going to have learn to like this color scheme.