Remember, that time
the man from Tennessee
went to India
to teach Kung Fu?
It all started when a bored Lanae-nae decided
to play with skyscanner on her phone
and super cheep tickets to India popped up.
She said lazily to the Harri-bou-bou, "Hey, wanna go to India?"
He said, "If it's Kolkata I know some Kung Fu folks near there."
Since the Lanae-nae can never turn down the chance
to travel to a strange land for a strange reason,
it was decided:
India for Christmas and New Years
Five weeks later they are in Northern India
and the Harri-bou-bou is giving pointers
in Wing Chun to two lovely university students.