Tonight was the first night of k-pop dance class.
I've tried on every Flash Dance in my closet.
It's all in the outfit.
After an hour of stomping around like Godzilla
and running over Koreans in every direction -
in what looked like an episode of I Love Lucy -
there was only one thing to do...
walk out the door,
across the street,
and eat my body weight in jelly filled street donuts.
I feel thinner already.